Funny Thanksgiving Wine Labels

Posted by on November 15, 2018
Funny Thanksgiving Wine Labels

That wonderful time of year when we spend hours and hours cooking a lovely meal to enjoy with our friends and family is upon us. I don’t know what I love more: the turkey, the stuffing, the pumpkin pie … or the wine! Whether your family meals go off without a hitch and end in a crowd-pleasing rendition of Kumbaya or closer resemble an MMA fight, these funny Thanksgiving wine labels are the perfect hostess gift. Because even if the turkey is overcooked and the cranberries sour, wine will never let you down.

Making these wine labels is super easy when you click on the free file link below! I specifically designed these labels to be printed on 4″ x 5″ wine bottle labels from I highly suggest using the weatherproof labels for either inkjet or laser if you’re planning on purchasing wine that needs to be chilled.

{Print the Funny Thanksgiving Wine Labels HERE!}

The reason I chose to use this size of labels was so that they would easily cover most wine bottle labels. This will save you the hassle of trying remove them five minutes before you have to be at Thanksgiving dinner. Just peel the label off the protective backing and stick in place over the original wine label. Easy as pie … pumpkin pie, that is!

There are four different designs to choose from with the follow taglines:

“Happy Thanksgiving (Get Your Fat Pants On!)”
“Eat, Drink, and Be Thankful (and then drink some more!”
“This wine pairs well with turkey and family drama.”
“This wine is my dessert.”

As we slide into the holiday season, I hope these funny Thanksgiving wine bottle labels add a bit of humor to, what can be for many, a stressful time. I think it’s safe to say that as joyful as the holidays are, they are not without some misery. Just know that you’re not alone and grab another wine. Happy Thanksgiving!

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